Put on the Deputy's Badge

[Chris Field]

We need all our members to wear a Deputy Badge and catch them big bad baddy dudes who mess with our quiet little town. There's no need to shoot anyone - just Holler for a Marshall. We'll run 'em out of town as quick as you can narrate War & Peace.
We sure do appreciate you helpin' like this. So keep them eyes peeled for anyone who spits, chews tobacca or acts unseemly toward one of our beloved members.
Much appreciated.